Ricky Berwick 

Ricky Berwick causes syndromes such as double bellend syndrome
And for females horse cock syndrome. Sometimes when he cleans his ears he has an orgasm and eats the wax. If you are a lucky specamin that gets sent to the Ricky Berwick dildo lab then you will be burned and drunk by the man himself. If you are a cuntbag nigga like caillou then you get given anal and you have an explosive shit all over Ricky’s dicky. When he says Ricky in my clitty the man grows a clit on his stomach and out pops Michael Rosen who says “noice” and flys off into the distance. If this happens to you, you will be eternally a dildo.

Ricky Berwick gave me a big clit

Ricky Berwick by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 20, 2018

North berwick 

A place south of Sanford, North of North Berwick, in Maine. There is nothing there except a mill and a place that fixes airplane engines.

Man, this is so boring, we must be in North Berwick

North berwick by Johnamon February 13, 2009

North Berwick 

A town which idiots think they know all about when they say it's in England... IT'S IN SCOTLAND!!! Lady Gaga is thinking of moving to yester house reasonably nearby(as rumoured).

Somebody once said that people say "This town is so boring, we must be in North Berwick" they were wrong, Fringe on the beach happened there and there are several festivals. That may sound boring but they can be really fun. In the summer, it's close to Edinburgh so you can go to the film festival which is AMAZING.

Idiot: Are we in England yet? I want to be there already
Average Person: We're not going to England, we're going to North Berwick.
Idiot:Sure we are, North Berwick is in England
Average Person: Actually it's in Scotland.
Idiot: Yeah, but isn't Scotland in England?
Average Person: No. it's not.

North Berwick by Chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

The North Berwick Nibbler  

What is needed for this task;
1. man
2. partner
3. condom
4. sperm
5. anus
6. mouth
7. desire for the freakiest sex out there

Directions;
After night out wining and dining with your partner you bring them back for some fantastic loving. This is a move for the end of the night. After having sexual intercourse, using a condom and there is a little collection of sperm in the tip. Remove the condom from the shaft of the penis and insert the bottom of the condom in to your anus so that it is hanging down like the fruit of the pawpaw tree. Then get your partner to nibble and suckle at it like a baby pig until all the sperm is removed. After you can spoon.

1. Mmm The North Berwick Nibbler was sooo good

2. I like to do The North Berwick Nibbler every Tuesday

The North Berwick Nibbler by Callum Russell March 1, 2009

beaconhills berwick 

most wonderful place ever, saves lives that have been compleetly ruined.

this place is perfect.

yeah i know just like beaconhills berwick

beaconhills berwick by olasixwje0i April 4, 2010

Ricky Berwick 

Canadian God, aka, God in his purest form.

And Ricky Berwick said, let there be Reese's.

Ricky Berwick by Eggballo April 23, 2021

South Berwick ME 

A small rural community of gossiping women who run around town complain about useless shit and men who go to work all day and support them cause they are to whipped to tell them to die in a hoorrible accident of mass proportions meanwhile the children of this town rebel aganist the gossiping whores and make the place a small amount less shitty

Whore A- I heard that jenny fucked that robert guy in South Berwick ME

Intellegent normal person-(takes out gun places it in whores mouth pulls trigger)

South Berwick ME by hljkgfdskl; April 22, 2009