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Bennettism 

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011
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Benedetta is one of the best friends a person could ever have. She is funny but also trustworthy, weird but also the kindest person you will ever meet. Even if you fight with her over stupid things, you know that she is one of the best people out there, and you can really trust her with EVERYTHING. Having her as a best friend is the best thing ever, and she is the person you can trust with everything.
Oh my god, Benedetta is so fun! She is the best person ever! She can be weird but like its ok cuz she's cool.

Person 1: Oh shit, is that Benedetta with a focaccia?

Person 2: Yeaa... I'm not surprised.
Benedetta by blueroomiscool November 28, 2019
He is handsome and he knows about it. All girls are attracted to him. He can easily manipulate his crushes - because if you are a girl i am sure he has a crush on you. A guy who is very committed to protecting the earth great admirer of nature. If you are cold he can set fire.
He did a plastic free july, he is so Benedek!

Ariana: I have talked to this guy he is so cute!
Melanie: This guy has talked to you as well?! He is so Benedek!
Benedek by PureDiamond03 April 27, 2020

Benzedrex 

A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.
Dude: I inhaled some benzedrex and that made cleaning and making coffee fun.
Benzedrex by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.
V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap
benedicta is the person to help when you need money and to give a lot of noddey
benedicta gave me a good noddey
benedicta by tina williams May 14, 2018

blow blow bennett 

A gay kid that sucked a tumor head black boy behind a rock pile in 2nd grade.
Watch out blow blow Bennett is trying to blow you next behind the rockpile .