Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

Holy Benjamins by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Emil Benjaminsen

Is a term used in Norway and it basically means that you are on another level of attractiveness and you will most likely enda up with 7 or more new girls every time you go out for a night.

If your name is Emil you have a penis of 12-17 inches.
If you know a Emil, do your best to keep hold of him, because he is one of a small species originating from Harstad, Norway.

Every girl within 7km of Emils current position is super wet.

Girl 1: Look at that beast of a human being.
Girl 2: YEAH he is so fucking hit and adorable at the same time its so crazy attractive.
Girl 1: Yes, he is for sure an "Emil Benjaminsen"

Emil Benjaminsen by Emildo07 March 6, 2022

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank 

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank by von groovy January 18, 2019

keepin it ten benjamins 

keepin it real

yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.

keepin it ten benjamins by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

burning the Benjamins 

wasting money

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.

burning the Benjamins by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019

Benjamins

Synonym for a woman's breats, tits, boobs, bonkers and the like.

Hey man, check out the benjamins on Lucy.

Benjamins by jamike12 July 28, 2011

Big Benjamins

One's testicles that exceed the physical standards in terms of size and girth aswell as the acceptable social norm.

Lewis- "Hey Travis, get a load of this guy"
Travis- "Aight bet"

Lewis- "He's got some unholy Big Benjamins"
*Guy with Big Benjamins whips down pants*
Travis- "WTF, Lewis, those are the Biggest Bemjamins I've ever seen."

Big Benjamins by Hollering Holocaust June 27, 2020