Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.
Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.
A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."
"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."
To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.