Batman 

A character created by Bob Kane. The story which was published by DC Comics was about Bruce Wayne, a millionaire mourning the loss of his parents. He would assert the indentity of Batman to avenge the injustice of their murder, by fighting crime in Gotham City.

He was eventually adapted to television through movies and his own animated series by Warner Bros. A parody starring Adam West as Batman has diluded some people about the real theme of the series.

"I am vengeance... I am the night... I am Batman."

Batman by Anonymous December 17, 2004

Batman 

The Best Superhero Ever
Also Known As: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight Detective, The World's Greatest Detective, The Bat-Man, And Bruce Wayne.

Random Thug: "Wh-Who Are You?!?!?!?!?"

Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."

Batman by The Goddamn Batman! February 12, 2010

Batman 

Here is all you need to know about Batman:
He's the goddamn Batman.

Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."

This is not the correct question.

ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.

Batman by The Batman Advisory Team October 6, 2008

batman 

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

batman by the_intern June 28, 2008

Batman 

Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.

Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.

Batman by Batfan December 20, 2010

Batman 

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.

"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."

Batman by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

Batman 

While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.

High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk

guy 1 : Man, i cock blocked myself

guy 2 : How?

guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing

Batman by bate man July 21, 2010