Drew Barrymore 

That little girl from "Firestarter" and "ET" who totally fucked up her life with drugs as, like, a 12-year old, then cleaned up her life and started making a lot of chick flicks (and Donnie Darko).

Drew Barrymore is hot, but she's so fucked up.

Drew Barrymore by the-jerk July 22, 2007

Barrymore 

Michael Barrymore the comedian, was on t.v in Britain for most of the 90's. He hosted shows like "kids say the funniest things" on sunday afternoons which proved mildly popular with pensioners and half-wits. When the nineties came to an end and the new millenium began, things started to go down hill for Barrymore. His notorious pool-party and the death of his nephew had his shows cancelled.
The police ran a lengthly investigation into the events of the party and concluded that Mike was innocent. Also that his nephew had taken it up the arse rather savagely before drowning in a swimming pool, due to the excessive use of alcohol.
After reading this text, you should now know that Michael Barrymore is a huge JOKER. It is obvious that his name will haunt the batties in the playgrounds across England for centuries to come.

"Oi Darrell You Barrymore! Get Off My Penis..."
"Jak BP Is A Big Barrymore"
"Shabba Goes Swimming With Barrymore At Parties"

Barrymore by JK Central - D.A = Elton May 18, 2005

drew barrymore 

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?

A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.

drew barrymore by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005

Drew Barrymore 

A phrase used to describe a woman who has slept with more than 300 hundred dudes and 200 chicks combined. Typically posses an uneven squishy looking face and to be of a portly stature.

Guy 1: Who was that woman you took home from the bar last night with the smushey uneven face?

Guy2: She remInds me of Drew Barrymore, we had sex after we did an eightball, man. I should have worn a rubber.

Drew Barrymore by Bobby Parts June 24, 2018

Drew Barrymore 

Sexy celeb who did loads of drink and drugs, cleaned up her act and posed for Playboy.

Drew was a crack whore.

Drew Barrymore by <insert> October 18, 2004

drew barrymore 

I have seen those films Michael Hunt mentioned. Sounds to me like the man is jealous of the goddess who is called Drew.

People like Michael Hunt are the reason why UrbanDictionary is filled with nonsense.

drew barrymore by SuperSonicX March 29, 2005

drew barrymore 

A damn fine woman with some funny, if often quite poorly written, roles to her name. is a beacon of beautifulness, and often those who criticise them are either envious of them or simply annoyed that they cannot get a girl with her looks. did drugs, but hell, even the best of us can't say they've not had a drag or two, nay, even a cigarette in their lives. an all-round, girl-next door type who is, in short, hott.

Me: hell, Drew Barrymore is some hot shit, man.
Mike: yeah, I'd hit that.

drew barrymore by the nice gai December 28, 2005