Go ballistic
I wouldn't start by telling her that you actually slept with Rachel. She'd go ballistic and you'd never be able to explain the rest.
Go ballistic by Observer52 September 6, 2005
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The term to "go ballistic" probably originates from guided missiles. A guided missle that loses it's lock will go ballistic, that is to say it becomes an unguided missile, likely to cause damage wherever it lands. Hence the use of ballistic to describe someone who has lost control and flown in a rage.
"You must keep the target inside the HUD or the missile will lose lock and go ballistic."
"If my mum finds my stash of porn she is gonna go ballistic."
"If my mum finds my stash of porn she is gonna go ballistic."
ballistic by monster-munch January 7, 2008
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!
The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile by Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav April 26, 2022
Ballistic Therapy
Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.
Another form of office spacing.
Another form of office spacing.
"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam
"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
Ballistic Therapy by Pribs - The One and Only August 9, 2012
BroHaus Ballistic
A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.
Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.
BroHaus Ballistic by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016
Homo-ballistic
Homo-ballistic by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017
Ballistics Tracker
A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.
John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50
Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
Ballistics Tracker by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018