bakers dozen 

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

bakers dozen by John2493 February 10, 2010

Bakers Dozen 

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

Bakers Dozen by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit

bakers shit by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers dozen 

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

bakers dozen by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

bakers dozen 

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

bakers dozen by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Bakers Dozen 

A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever

"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"

Bakers Dozen by marth94 October 31, 2011

Bakers Dolphin 

A travel agency that provides coach trips.

I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.

Bakers Dolphin by HiTmAN December 27, 2003