Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama 

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Joe Biden's asshole cigars 

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

Joe Biden's asshole cigars by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Schrodinger's Biden 

The version of Joe Biden that exists in the minds of conservatives where he is simultaneously clueless and ineffective, evil and manipulative.

Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.

Schrodinger's Biden by JMMJMMJMM September 10, 2022

biden stew 

Mostly water with a few noodles and ketchup for color.

All I can afford to eat with this inflation is a bowl of Biden stew

biden stew by Sailboat dude November 28, 2021

biden speech 

something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct

Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic...

biden speech by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020

Biden sniff 

A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.

Man, I didn't like how Dan took a few Biden sniffs off that girl. It was gross.

Biden sniff by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

Biden Scoop and Sniff 

The complex series of highly coordinated movements Joe Biden skillfully executes in order to sniff the hair of an unwitting teenage female. The careful dance involves first the scooping of his face towards the female's hair, then the titular sniffing action that allows him to inhale her fragrance.

Boy he's really mastered the 'ol Biden Scoop and Sniff!

Biden Scoop and Sniff by Exert February 18, 2021