Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Boondo 

Its a Sindhi thing where you make your hand cover someones face. It can also be done from a distance (bluetooth boondo) and is disrespectful, especially when you do it to Resham.

I gave Resham a Boondo and she threw my phone out the window!!! That'll be the last time I fuck with that Sindhi

Boondo by shooshmaster May 13, 2011

Boondongery 

fooling around; messing around.

We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.

Boondongery by MrWonka October 7, 2016

the boondocks 

Quite possibly the best and funniest show on Adult Swim. The show is alot more mature in humor than many other shows aired on Adult Swim. Mature as in the socio-political approach of the show.

In my opinion the funniest show since the early Chapelle Days.

A sample of The Boondocks humor

Granddad: Y'all need to start appreciating your Grandaddy! I went and spent your inheritance on this beautiful house in this neighborhood! And all I ask you to do is act like you got some class...
Riley: Ay, what's "class"?
Huey: It means don't act like niggas.

Granddad: See! That's what I'm talking about right there! We don't use the n-word in this house!

Riley: Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday. I counted.

Granddad: Nigga, hush!

the boondocks by Chris Sander February 24, 2006

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

boondock saints 

Bottom line is, its a kickass and original movie defintitely worth the time to sit down and watch and more than likely you will totally enjoy it.

Don't listen to the moron's post above in which he basically calls the movie a sellout. He is just a plain person that trys to make his individuality through likeing movies that very few other people know about because he thinks that makes him cool. If the movie kicks ass then who gives a shit what other people think or how many other people like it.

Watch this movie!

Rocco - "Is it dead?"

boondock saints by Chopper September 13, 2004