flight attendant 

What a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.

Due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds, Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.

flight attendant by The Shreevester October 6, 2003

Fight Attendant 

An airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between passengers arguing over overhead bin space, reclining seats and knee defenders.

Wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two passengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.

Fight Attendant by BostonBruce September 5, 2014

cart attendant 

A Cart Attendant is someone that fetches carts outside and gets them brought back in the store or around it. Also does backup cashiering, stocking, trash, restrooms, carry outs, and a lot more to do.

Target, Super One, Festival Foods, Best Buy, Walmart, Menards, Kmart, grocery stores, carts, Attendant, Cart Attendant, Cart Pusher.

cart attendant by Ron Davison April 14, 2014

Bite Attendant 

A waitress or waiter in a lower end restaurant.

Could you please grab the Bite Attendant the next time they come by the table

Bite Attendant by OmegAMan-1 August 22, 2019

boston flight attendant 

The one who serves the best head. Giver of super noodles.

Dodo-Yo nick? What's good?

Nick- bro I just got a Boston flight.
Dodo-who was the Boston flight attendant?

Nick- some beezie I forgot her name

boston flight attendant by Nicks_lit June 12, 2018

flight attendant 

The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.

How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!

flight attendant by Jason H. in Memphis August 3, 2010

Parking attendant 

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

Parking attendant by How it is April 6, 2005