Álvar 

Álvar is a comic and loving human. His name is as unique as his kind character. Anyone with an Alvar in their life should treasure him! A really good listener and always awake late at night when you need a listening ear, Alvar is the perfect friend. (He is often friend zoned because of his kindness, but do give him a chance because...) He is super cute and romantic he is every girl's dream. An amazing musician, he will serenade you with all of your favorite tunes, update you as the latest albums are dropped, and take you to the best musical events of your life.

But beware, he is not a good texter and will be annoyed if people pester him to get a reply, so wait for him to get back to you in his own time... it will be worth it!

His Spanish culture is reflected in his culinary skills when he cooks and uses key Spanish ingredients like lots of olive oil, tuna, and tortillas. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️

That's so funny, it's such an Álvar moment.

Why are you taking so long to reply to my messages, stop being such an Álvar.

Álvar by Friendzonedsince98 November 22, 2021

alvar cock 

is the biggest cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock

alvar cock by UWU DOB October 14, 2019

alvar cock 

is the biggest cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock

alvar cock by UWU DOB October 14, 2019

Alvar male

"Alvar male" could be defined as a term used to describe a person named Alvar who embodies characteristics typically associated with an alpha male, such as confidence, assertiveness, and leadership qualities. This term could be used humorously or playfully to describe someone named Alvar who is seen as dominant or influential in a social or professional setting. But anyone could be referred to an Alvar male as long as a person named 'Alvar' is in the vicinity.

He is such an alvar male in difficult situations.
Alvar embodies the characteristics of a true alvar male.

Alvar male by CHWRITER April 20, 2024

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015