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all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap
-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...

All you can eat crab 

When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her
Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!

guy 1: well damn it.

memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

all you can bust 

lets go down to fatass's barbecue shack. they got that special, all you can bust for $5.99
all you can bust by bunny1969 March 27, 2009

all you need is a phone 

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.
Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"

all you can eat buffet 

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat
Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet