fecal afterbirth 

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

fecal afterbirth by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck 

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck by Kelly November 10, 2006

Oompa Loompa Afterbirth

When some ugly ass trashy ass mother fucker mates with another ugly ass stupid in the face looking ass mother fucker and they have a double ugly ass stupid in the face dumb trashy child.

Person 1: Did you hear? Crystal and Jared are having a kid.

Person 2: That's gonna be one Oompa Loompa Afterbirth of a child.

Oompa Loompa Afterbirth by YO-YOgenius June 20, 2020

marmite afterbirth 

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

marmite afterbirth by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

after-birth on toast 

Domino's Pizza. Pure crap.

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza

after-birth on toast by Korruption September 30, 2006

afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii

Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen

afterbirther by jack6128 May 24, 2011