affair baby 

A child conceived through an extra-marital affair

"Derek, your son isn't actually yours. He's an affair baby with my high school boyfriend"
*Derek has mental breakdown*

affair baby by Thehornycunt June 5, 2022

affair with santa 

when your friends nan has an affair with santa.

my nan had an affair with santa last night.

affair with santa by he/it/om/xe/sex/bitch/gay/pedo April 11, 2022

affair bike 

When your spouse cheats, you hop on the Affair Bike by cheating with someone else’s spouse, creating an endless loop of infidelity and revenge.

"Dude, I caught my wife cheating, so I hopped on the Affair Bike with her best friend's husband."

affair bike by Blackout Boys June 1, 2024

A Current Affair 

Morons reporting about morons.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...

A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012

Food Affair

When you're eating one thing, but picturing something else.

Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.

Rebecca was having a food affair as she ate her protein bar, thinking instead, of a fluffy, chocolate parfait.

Food Affair by Mr. Hugh Mongus October 2, 2009

The Thomas Affair 

The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.

The Thomas Affair by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022

Lavon Affair 

Formally known as "Operation Susannah", the Lavon Affair was a failed Israeli covert operation. For the operation a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited to plant bombs in Egyptian, American, and British-owned civilian targets: cinemas, libraries, and schools. The attacks were made to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood and Egyptian communist organizations. The terrorist plot was foiled by the Egyptian authorities, and the agents assigned to execute the operation were arrested.

The Lavon Affair is just one of the many points proving the role of uncontrolled Israeli aggression within the Middle East

Lavon Affair by nigeraifigerA October 11, 2020