Account Emporium 

One of the best and cheapest Minecraft and VPN account shop Owned by a very nice guy.

I get all my accounts from Account Emporium

Account Emporium by iCrack March 4, 2018

Account Buying Amateur 

Someone thats buys a UMG/GB Account and thinks their high tier. These people spend up to 100 dollars on Accounts to acting like there good.

"Jukestr: Im so high tier"
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"

This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account

Account Buying Amateur by cod umg accont March 27, 2015

account guy math 

A creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again.
Also, never let the number get in the way of a good story.

We'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in Sac Town.

account guy math by Account Guy August 27, 2003

account director 

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

account director by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015

Account Managers 

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.

You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.

Account Managers by franklydave June 28, 2017

account stalking 

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

account stalking by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

account for by Lithus November 5, 2017