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online acceptance letter 

the coldest, most impersonable way to get denied from the college of your dreams. ironically, a few days after you see that those fuckers denied you virtually, you get a letter that denies you all over again.
Boy:Hey, I heard you applied to Dartmouth!
Girl: Yeah I looked up a copy of my online acceptance letter, and I found out they fucking rejected me.
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social acceptance morph 

a social acceptance morph (SAM) is a person with a servile need to be liked. This person has a fluid personality that changes depending on the social situation or whom they are with. Social acceptance morphs are the people usually described as "nice" or "sweet," and they are often the most popular people in any given situation. Upon meeting a SAM, you will feel as if you have met your new best friend--someone who shares all your same interests and laughs at all your jokes. For this reason, a SAM has many infatuated admirers and people who think they are really good friends. Unfortunately, these interactions are not authentic. In most cases, a SAM has very few real friends. It is the tragic circumstance of a SAM that s/he, because of the constant need to please and morph to suit those around, has no real idea who s/he is.
Actually, Bob really has no interest in rock climbing, he's just a SAM.

Honestly, the only reason Olivia laughed at your joke and said studying sociology was fascinating is because she is a social acceptance morph.

Social acceptance

"I don't need social acceptance. I want to be my own individual person."

Urban Acceptance 

When after reading the latest definition added to Urban Dictionary, the act of then looking at the amount of 'ups' and 'downs' the latest definition has gained to see if it will be acceptable to tell your friends or use it in another verbal situation.

If a definition has more 'ups' it is accepted into the Urban Dictionary community, therefore gained 'Urban Acceptance'.
sheenfluence 1274 up, 1893 down

Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.
His comment may have just a little sheenfluence in there somewhere.

Person 1: hey look at this latest urban dictionary definition!

Person 2: aw man that sucks, and look how many downs it got, that guy must be stupid to think of that.

Person 1: true, I guess that definition didn't gain urban acceptance *downs*

mutual acceptance 

When two girls break up and everyone still stays friends
Mez: mutual acceptance can kiss my arse
Clare: but friendship is important
mutual acceptance by The broka September 25, 2017

false acceptance 

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.
"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"

Fat Acceptance 

A movement for people who don't want to move, so they make excuses to hide their unhealthy lifestyle.

Primarily toted by white women (for some reason) who are 99% of the time overweight, and oddly enough have bright hair, and some bear a nose ring, because nobody wanted to put one on their finger.
Originated on Tiktok. Or Twitter, I don't know or care at this point.
Guy 1: Hey, what're you watching?
Guy 2: Some video on whatever the fuck fat acceptance is.
Guy 1: Do you mean those people that expect the entire damn world to change for them despite they themselves being too lazy to go for a jog?
Guy 2: Yeah.