abstinence 

Although it's the most fail-proof method of contraception, it's also the least fun. The word abstinence can mean refraining from something, e.g. abstinence from alcohol or drugs. But abstinence from sex is about as fun as watching paint dry. Various groups promoting abstinence use propaganda to get their way, such as videos of a couple having sex getting covered in horrible sores and dying in flames.

Abstinence group: Abstinence gets you into heaven! If you have sex outside of marriage, God will give you herpes, AIDS and all sorts of STDs!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!

abstinence by driftking18594 February 16, 2010

abstinence 

something intelligent ppl practice. also, the best method of pregnancy prevention and std prevention

im not fat (im 5 foot 2 and weigh 90 pounds) and im not a churchie (im an atheist, actually) and i practice abstinence

abstinence by 7}{47 0n3 p3rs0n September 21, 2005

abstinence 

not having sex till marrage and is also a form of touture for a girlfriend to do to a boyfriend.

guy says:wanna do it?
girl says:no iv got an abstinence!
guy says:masturbastion can only delay my needs.
girl says:i dont care about your feelings because iv got an abstinence

abstinence by alexdude666 January 13, 2009

abstinence 

not doing something cough cough sex cough cough

abstinence will keep you from getting the nasty STDs

abstinence by xololaxo May 26, 2008

abstinence 

Don't have sex before you're married.

The girl chose abstinence, and waited to have sex until she got married.

abstinence by gabbydeeee May 23, 2007

abstinence 

Not Practicing any of the 4 types of sex:
anal
vaginal
oral
hand-to genital
regardless of your past

I'm beautiful,i'm not fat,i'm atheist but abstinence is a good choice because I do not want to get STD's and I don't want to explain to my future husband all of the people I've slept with

abstinence by MeL!sha May 3, 2006

abstinence 

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

abstinence by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008