my balls in a vice grip 

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

my balls in a vice grip by Hobix June 11, 2008

Balls in a vice 

When you do something super bad to yourself, i.e. place your testicles in a vice

"Did we really leave the EU?" "Yeah bro, really stuck our balls in a vice on that one"

Balls in a vice by Bullii June 23, 2016

nuts in a vice

the new age metal hardcore rock crap,i refer to nuts in a vice by the annoying screaming idiotic sound coming from the singers mouth.ALSO SEE (1 TURN TIGHTER)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!MRAHHHHHH!!!!

SIMILAR TO THE SOUND U MAKE WEN U HAVE YOUR NUTS IN A VICE

nuts in a vice by Mac Money September 2, 2005

nuts in a vice

When sexual activity is interrupted resulting in tightness of the ballsack; prolonged over-exersion of the testes; blueballs.

(1) Karl: I was banging Jessica this afternoon, her parents came home and now i have this pain in my balls!
Danny: Sounds like you got yo' nuts in a vice.

(2) Hey baby, I'd love to give you some more sugar, but my nuts are in a vice!

nuts in a vice by G-Labe April 4, 2008

Balls in a vice 

When someone is being a total dick or having a serious hateful/rude attitude towards everything/everyone.

Dude, you're being totally rude. What has your balls in a vice?

Balls in a vice by emerald_gremlin September 18, 2017

A Vincent 

A boy who's disrespectful

Example : y is he disrespectful cause he's a Vincent

A Vincent by Bevevar November 22, 2020

Pulling a vincent 

When you live life like a potato and you don't even know it.

Mark: "Hey, how's life? Doing anything this weekend?"
Marcus: " Nah. Just Clash Royale and Clash of Clans."
Mark: "Ur a potato. Your just pulling a Vincent."
Marcus: " Wow, what an honor."
Mark: " Ummm. no. Ur just a potato."

Pulling a vincent by joshuasonsosn May 27, 2016