Pull a Tuesday night 

Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself

Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.

Pull a Tuesday night by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019

No trouble on a Tuesday 

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.

"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.

No trouble on a Tuesday by R. Lethe November 17, 2020

double chonked up on a tuesday 

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

double chonked up on a tuesday by double chonker September 30, 2022

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon 

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.

“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday 

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday by Bovlin January 10, 2024

pop a titty tuesday 

Popping a titty on Tuesday

It’s pop a titty Tuesday

pop a titty tuesday by Jusn January 19, 2021

A normal tuesday 

When you finish the whole bottle of wine before you finish the appitzers

Rachel: I just finished my whole bottle of.wine before my dinner came out.

Corey: oh a normal tuesday...

A normal tuesday by Frach June 5, 2018