A new tie I am wearing 

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"

William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?

A new tie I am wearing by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

Tie a slug 

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

Tie a slug by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

Tie a bit of twine about that by countyculchie August 3, 2016

five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.

beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."

five minutes and a hair tie by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026

tie on a jag 

Tie on a jag is a phrase originated in Northeast Pennsylvania. It refers to getting fucked up on either beer or weed or both. Instead of saying hey wanna get fucked up to night you would say let's tie on a jag.

Joe: hey Jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?

tie on a jag by jake42 April 13, 2014

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

If you have a goat better tie it by Shadraq April 18, 2020

don’t get your tie in a turntable 

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing

Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!

don’t get your tie in a turntable by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024