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a swimming pool band-aid 

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Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
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a swimming pool band-aid 

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Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
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A big pool 

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An abnormally sized pool
"That sure is a big pool"
A big pool by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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shooting pool with a rope 

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trying to have sex without an erection
I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.
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Playing pool with a piece of rope

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When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.
Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.
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Shoot pool with a rope

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when one's dick cannot become hard during sex due to the amount of alcohol (i.e. whiskey) consumed. a.k.a. "whiskey dick."
Because of my heavy drinking habits i often shoot pool with a rope when I'm with my slampiece, but its no problem because i always hammer it out in the morning.
Shoot pool with a rope by big dh February 28, 2011
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