Kick A Donkey 

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

Kick A Donkey by micahdehn January 6, 2008

bit by a donkey 

Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.

I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey

bit by a donkey by Wordsmythe420 June 9, 2009

putting lipstick on a donkey 

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

putting lipstick on a donkey by hidef March 29, 2004

Son of a donkey 

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.

That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.

Son of a donkey by CapnCole May 13, 2019

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass 

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.

A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass by gwennie68 July 1, 2011

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day 

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).

"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day by Mr.7DaysFree December 1, 2021

cut a donkey 

to act in an irrational manner, often involving threats of violence

That bitch backed into my car! I'm bout ta cut a donkey!

cut a donkey by readme September 28, 2007