pulling a cake 

when you do something and then pretend it never happened.

audrey: she doesn't need to know this ever happened.
jackie: we're totally pulling a cake!

pulling a cake by audreypawdrey May 25, 2009

im a cake

ur hungry so you typed "im a cake" in urban dictionary and you want a cake.
u might've typed this cuz i told you to on my "im a cookie" definition.
yeah........... can u leave now? thats all the definition...

im a cake

im a cake by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

pat-a-cake 

A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.

"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."

pat-a-cake by FrickDisease May 13, 2022

how to make a cake 

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

how to make a cake by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

I'm a cake by notmydick January 17, 2019

Baking a cake 

A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.

Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.

Baking a cake by headbakers<3 August 3, 2009

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

Bake a cake by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015