Isiah Chapter 53 

It's a Chapter found in the book of Isiah where Christians finds it as one of the strongest prophecies of Christ's atonement for sins and a chapter of the greatest threat for the Jews to the point that most, if not all, of Rabbis and Jewish teachers are afraid to read this chapter.

Christian 1: It's a good thing Jews don't believe Jesus as the Messiah. If they believe, they will be in a better position than I would because they are the direct seeds of Abraham. If they believe I will be so jealous.

Christian 2: Don't worry, just read Isiah Chapter 53. If you believe Jesus has done it for you, the inheritance can be yours.

Isiah Chapter 53 by PMC November 3, 2005

VR 53 

FAAAAAAAAAAAK! A place where complete retards gather to make rather talented young people want to club baby seals and/or headbutt puppies.

Today is turning out to be a real VR 53, it must be fuck you friday!

VR 53 by BMFR March 30, 2010

10:53 

Time for Buttsex

"Hey guys it's 10:53!"

10:53 by Bryce Baxter October 15, 2008

Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds 

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.

Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.

Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds by miss_grain_dsel June 16, 2022

Rule 53 

Women who are obnoxiously attracted to you have a penis or STD.

Garth: Man see that girl over there eyeing me...shes rubbing her nipple.

Mark: Rule 53 dude.

Garth: shit

Rule 53 by Alixfoxlolz October 5, 2009

Post 53

This is the worlds only fully teenager run ambulance corp. It's run by 60 teenagers aged from 14-19. All post 53 members are considered posties. They respond to all accidents situated in darien ct, one of the wealthiest towns in the us. they also respond to a 4 mile stretch on I-95, one of the most deadliest stretches of highway in america. Post 53 is a nonprofit organization where it recieves no funding from the town and is a self raised organization. Post has 3 100,000 dollar ambulances all donated by wealthy business men living in Darien. The students are on duty in shifts for 24 hrs 365 days of the year including holidays. All members take a mandatory EMT class when they're 16.

John: Hey you wanna hang out this weekend.
Lilly: Nope sry i'm on duty in Post 53
John: Great, lilly out saving the world again, i'm breaking up with you
Lilly: fine.

Post 53 by dbagger1000 August 18, 2009

Super Bowl 53 

Worst Super Bowl in history. The game was boring. During halftime, he get hyped as a Spongebob clip plays fofor a few seconds, expecting Sweet Victory to play, only for Sicko Mode to happen. Fuck Sicko Mode. Fuck Travis Scott. Fuck Maroon 5. Fuck the Super Bowl ads. Fuck this Super Bowl.

Dude 1: Did you watch the Super Bowl 53?
Dude 2: Yes
Dude 1: How was it
Dude 2: Gay

Super Bowl 53 by STGamer February 4, 2019