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If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.
"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"
May 5 by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022
Baby girl it’s May 5
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May 5 by Randomlynored May 4, 2022
The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.
Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.
May 5 by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021
All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.
Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5
May 5 by Melefofonim November 25, 2019
this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock
he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩
May 5 by emmy_thebug January 10, 2022
Ask someone for their hoodie day !
Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!
May 5 by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020