The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

4:08 am 

Tweaker time

4:08 am tweaker time where tweakers tweak.

4:08 am by tweaker408 October 30, 2022

Madden 08 

The best game ever

"Hey do you wanna play madden 08?" -probably some cool guy from Ohio named Scott
"Only if it's on the Gamecube!" -Some other guy

Madden 08 by idkwhattoputheremayo July 4, 2019

P.08 Luger 

The P.08 Luger is the pistol used by Germany through both World Wars as well as by many other countries. The Luger was originally chamered in 7.65 Luger, which was a shortened 7.63 Mauser cartridge. The first model Luger was invented in 1898 by Georg Luger, and it was highly based off of the Borchard pistol, but was a much more compact, and useful design.

They were originally just called the P.08, but they are known as Lugers after their inventer's name.

The model we know today most popularly, is the Model P.08 Luger, introduced in 1908 as the standard sidearm of the German military. It deviated from previous lugers by eliminating the grip safety and being chambered in 9mm Parabellum, which is the 7.65 Luger casing redesigned to fit a 9mm projectile as requested by the Wehrmacht(German Army.)

The 9mm cartridge is used by the U.S. Military currently in the M9, and is the NATO standard pistol cartridge.

There were many manufacturers of Lugers, some of the most popular being Mauser, DWM, Kreighoff, and others. The German Army used a 4" Barrel version, which is most popular, while the Navy's version had a 6" barrel. Artillery crews had 10" barrels. Lugers have an 8 round capacity, however drum magazines made for the Artillery Lugers hold many more rounds.

Lugers were known to be extremely accurate, even by todays standards, due to the fixed barrel design. They operate off of the Maxim toggle action that the first machineguns used. Lugers were made to extremely high tolerances, and fit together with immense precision. Lugers with all matching parts and in good condition with original finish can be worth a lot of money today. In 1938, the German military was mainly producing the Walther P38 because it was a far cheaper design due to the lack of required hand fitting. Lugers were produced until the end of World War II however. Lugers are the first practical semi-auto pistols to be made, and were extremely influential in the world of handguns. They are also fabulously beautiful pistols and pieces of history and art, well sought after by collectors.

The German Soldier pulled out his Luger to fend off the communists.

P.08 Luger by GunCat April 24, 2005

January 08 

National Jedag Jedug Day

jedag jedug is a way of editing mostly used among Malaysian and Indonesian teen citizens. It is a way of editing which includes fantastic beats along with pictures and videos. As today being the National jedag jedug day, make your own!! commonly made using alight motion and capcut apps.

Abigail : Rafidah, do you want to make a jedag jedug edit?

Rafidah : Why? Isn't that for rempit people only?

Abigail : Don't be cruel, jedag jedug is fun!! It has good beats and sometimes can be very catchy. Today January 08, which is Jedag Jedug National day. Should we do it?

Rafidah : Okay let's do it bestie.

Abigail : We should post it!!

Rafidah : Yes I already posted it on my ig the @rfiiwon one

January 08 by theirprettiestfriendfr January 8, 2023

bullis freshmen 08 

bullis frehsmen are the down fall of the insititution we call the bullis school
1. they ABUSE fake tanner like none other they have not mastered the mystic
2. you can find any 1 of them at any time in the back of a steamed up juniors car giving dome (see st albans mixers as well
3. SOME GIRLS WHO SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED deem that it is neccesary to hook up w/ 10+ boys at said st ablans mixer jsut to prove how easy they are
4. they think theyre pretty FLY when they ALL wear ugg boots and pink northfaces while playing non beast lax after school in the hallway
5. when they dont wear 16ozs of makeup to school everyday they look liek HAGS (see anastasia)
6. the boys ALL THINK THEY B BALLIN but when we all know they will have to perform sexual favors for male professors at MK to pass (as will 78% of the girls)....(but the girls do it voluntarily)

OH LOOK!! its a bullis freshmen wearing uggs and a pink northface while giving a junior DOME!!

bullis freshmen 08 by bullis seniors February 17, 2005

HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08 

the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.

guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08 by Jilania January 13, 2008