Leave Marisol alone day 

Leave Marisol alone day is when you leave Marisol alone because she is tired of fake ass bitches and ugly ass hoes.

Hey bitches! It’s leave Marisol alone day which means leave her tf alone. *kisses* (no homo)

Leave Marisol alone day by The cutie Marisol April 14, 2019

leave me out of the loop 

Updated slang for “count me out.”

Hell no, leave me out of the loop!

leave me out of the loop by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

leave a shit by alfienukka February 24, 2009

Leave it to Beaver Syndrome 

When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.

The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.

On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."

Leave it to Beaver Syndrome by Robert Sacamano October 17, 2013

Leave my loneliness unbroken 

Leave me the fuck alone. Don't try to console, or help me through a time of loss. Go away.

Company is unwelcome at this time.

From Edgar Allan Poe's poem "The Raven".

Neighbor one: Who's the guy with the sign over his door that says "Leave my loneliness unbroken"?

Neighbor two: Oh, that's Josh, he's naturally anti-social, but ever since he lost his girl he's really shut the world out.

Leave my loneliness unbroken by Scotttenorman June 30, 2011

leave the yard 

To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.

Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."

- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?

- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.

leave the yard by leitchleech March 4, 2010

Leave me Alone Boots 

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting

Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone

Leave me Alone Boots by Te Rog October 16, 2008