Foot in lard 

when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud

I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.

Foot in lard by .:jaxXx July 11, 2009

tub of lard 

Knee-jerk reaction from the right-wing in response to any topic put forth by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Used to defer the topic of conversation from that which may cause embarassment to their person or affect their stock prices negatively.

Person A: "Have you heard about the new Michael Moore book/film?"

Person B: "That Michael Moore sure is a tub of lard, huh?"

tub of lard by Hassenpfeffer May 7, 2004

Tub of the Lard 

a really fat, grotesque, fugly, enormous human, who when you see you just have to call out tub of the lard like some battle cry

Oh dayum! Here comes Tub of the Lard!!!

Tub of the Lard by LilKink! September 19, 2009

Hard and Lard 

Hard Hot guys the like to fuck Fat Chicks. This is an old saying from the 90ies.

Hard hot guys that like Fat chicks. Hard and Lard

Hard and Lard by Millannium April 17, 2009

Lord Lard 

Defines someone who is the king lard. They allow everyone to do stuff for them because they are Lord Lard. Everyone bow to them because they are the most comical and amazing in the room.

Look it’s Lord Lard sitting on her lap. Lord Lard! Lord Lard!

Let’s go get Lord Lard something to eat they need their protein.

Lord Lard by Whitkinster June 18, 2019

Humongous Fat Lard 

Delta’s Mom

Wow Delta’s Mom is such a Humongous Fat Lard

Humongous Fat Lard by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020

600 pounds of lard

Something you’d buy on an important expedition.

“Boy, this journey sure is long. I wish we had 600 pounds of lard.”

600 pounds of lard by Lincoln Crumplenut May 4, 2022