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Doing the Darth Vader 

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.
This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.
Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

A Darth Vader 

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.
Man 1: oh did you hear Jeff's girlfriend left him
Man 2: oh yeah he's totally A Darth Vader now

Valerija 

Valerija Is An amazing girl you can always trust and rely on. She lives to joke around and always has time for laughter. She is very emotional and sensetive. She is the world's beautiful girl you can ever imagine. People can be really jelous of her beauty and what she has to say . If you mess with her you will regret it. She will always be there for her freinds and family . *She is a real bad bitch and you will like that *
Person 1 : I really wish I was Valerija she is so stunning beautiful and she is just amazing.

Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light
Valerija by 123oops12e November 8, 2019

dirty darth vadar 

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong
I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.
dirty darth vadar by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013
When she's responsible, she's really responsible, but when she's not, she's probably watching Youtube videos of cops tackling people. Cuz why not. Thinks with her heart AND her head, because people who act from emotion-only and make dumb choices really annoy her. Doesn't like when people bring drama to her door, and prefers friends who are wiser than their years.

Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.

Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.

Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.

When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.

Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.
Who are you talking about? Valerie?! Oh yeah, that chick is the Ultimate woman!
Valerie by halobunny1976 July 25, 2019