Mormon Meth 

Sugar is mormon meth.

Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.

Mormon Meth by Roger Jeyar January 16, 2020

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

mormon soak 

A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly..
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.

"Hey Leo wanna Mormon Soak?"

"Sure Sally!"

mormon soak by RealJesusKiddi March 25, 2017

Mormon Booty Call 

Calling or texting someone to watch a movie and cuddle. No kissing just cuddling. AKA mbc.

Man I'm feeling lonely but I'm mormon. I'm gonna Mormon booty call this one chick.

Mormon Booty Call by Koko January 22, 2015

mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.

When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.

mormon third base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Mormon Gangbang

Get rich quick scheme invented by dream thieves and creepers.

Guy 1: Did you here about Jon's new plan, he's developed an app to steal hot girls' instagram pictures as they're posted?

Guy 2: No, that sounds like a real Mormon Gangbang.

Mormon Gangbang by Jon f/k/a Moped Bandito July 19, 2017

Mormon knees

Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.

I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.

Mormon knees by VallejoRob August 26, 2009