Macintosh
I feel like paying triple the price for half the performance in my new computer. Also, I can barely operate one. Guess I'll get a Macintosh!
Macintosh by Shittyhorse October 8, 2011
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maciecakes
myspace whore who rides a million whore trains, 5000+ friends whom she doesn't even talk to, and photoshops out her pepperoni acne. basically your average Myspace Whore .
Maciecakes: OMGGZZ IM SUCH A $C3N3 KIIIDD!!!11 I ride a thousand perfection trains even though the so-called "perfection" is all photoshop and i look like a pepperoni pizza in person!!!!!!!11
Normal Person: Stfu. Scene kid.
Normal Person: Stfu. Scene kid.
maciecakes by ihatemaciecakes August 16, 2009
veronica macias
the most bestest and awesomest female friend a male homosapian can ever dream or wish for, a great advice giver and listener and adventurous gal willing to try anything once. you are the fuckin best!!!!
since the day i saw Veronica Macias i noticed she had the most beautiful jaw-dropping eyes on the face of the earth!!
veronica macias by its a surprise hahahaa November 21, 2010
Macism
Macism. The belief that Macs are better than PCs...all lies. As all of us computer nerds know, there has been a long-time battle between Microsoft (makers of the PC) and Apple (responsible for the Mac). And clearly Microsoft has the upper hand.
Macintosh
A very stable, UNIX based computer that "PC Users" feel they have to hate. Any PC user should thank Apple because without Apple you would 1) Have no mouse. 2) Have no graphical user interface (GUI). 3) No Windows "Vista," because the OS is basically a copy of many of the features that Mac users have had for years.
Seriously guys, DaimlerBenz invented the automobile, Starbucks re-invented coffee as we know it, and Apple invented the personal computer. The first is always the best at everything.
Seriously guys, DaimlerBenz invented the automobile, Starbucks re-invented coffee as we know it, and Apple invented the personal computer. The first is always the best at everything.
PC User: Did you guys see the new Windows Vista preview?! It's sweet with the gadgets and live preview on the taskbar!!
Mac User: I've had those features for a while man...
PC User: Wow you must be l33t did you download a pirated copy of the developers release!!?!?!
Mac User: Uh no, I use a Macintosh.
Mac User: I've had those features for a while man...
PC User: Wow you must be l33t did you download a pirated copy of the developers release!!?!?!
Mac User: Uh no, I use a Macintosh.
Macintosh by Matthew Gill April 9, 2006
MacIrog
1. Tagalog Name for MacLover, MacLovely, or MacLovin depending upon the tense and use of the phrase.
Girl 1: You know that Presley guy? Before his family moved to the States, his Filipino name was MacIrog and that means MacLover.
Girl 2: MacLover? Sounds like a sexy egg-roll. You know, tan on the outside, and packing a lot of meat.
Girl 2: MacLover? Sounds like a sexy egg-roll. You know, tan on the outside, and packing a lot of meat.
MacIrog by Sensei Robjectivity January 11, 2009
MacIrog
MacIrog
1. Tagalog, a language used in the Philippines, for MacLover, MacLovely, or MacLovin depending upon the tense and use of the phrase.
1. Tagalog, a language used in the Philippines, for MacLover, MacLovely, or MacLovin depending upon the tense and use of the phrase.
Girl 1: You know that Presley guy? Before his family moved to the States, his Filipino name was MacIrog and that means MacLover.
Girl 2: MacLover? Sounds like a sexy egg-roll. You know, tan on the outside, and packing a lot of meat.
Girl 2: MacLover? Sounds like a sexy egg-roll. You know, tan on the outside, and packing a lot of meat.
MacIrog by Rob Presley February 8, 2008