redneck jewelery

An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.

Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?

Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.

Girl #1: Of course!

redneck jewelery by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009

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uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

uterine jewelry by gefion October 18, 2010

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Jewelz

That one chick from the movie "Not a Movie". Anyways, Really Really Sexy, and Stuff, But Also just evil.

For Example; one might make a simple joke (not joke) about how are dumb and evil cats are and jewelz will physiologically Attack them without remorse.

But also incredibly funny and has a nice ass,
Also Has a thing for tigers cause tigers are awesome

Matt: Hey jewelz, cats are dumb
Jewelz: Oh My god I never talking to you again
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Matt: Hey man, I told a girl I didn't like cats
Guy 2: Lemme guess, she went Jewelz on you
Matt: sure did

Jewelz by MattMiddleEasternCarSalesGuy May 1, 2012

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Jenelle

A Jenelle is a shy but angry girl/boy. Is always gets offended easily, looks like a toe

Jenelle is my mood when I didn’t eat for a while

Jenelle by G.bbygirl March 11, 2019

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jewel

my Name .

Hey, my name is Jewel. No. Not like the signer.

jewel by Jewel May 5, 2004

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Jewelry Junky

Someone who spends all their money on ugly, shitty jewelry and insists on wearing as much of it as possible.

April hated her jewelry junky roommate. You could hear the banging and clicking of her ugly necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and rings every time she moved around the house.

Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.

Jewelry Junky by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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jelly jewelry

The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.

Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy

She was tugging hard the other night and I shot me load, giving her some nice rings and plenty of other jelly jewelry as well...

jelly jewelry by Flatster November 10, 2005

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