Filipino sand surfing 

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”

Filipino sand surfing by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021

Filipino Finger Trap 

The sexual act of two large men and one midget woman giving one man oral sex and the other anal sex simultaneously and the men's penises touching while inside

Remember when we killed that bitch and dropped her in the lake because she refused to give you a Filipino Finger Trap?

Filipino Finger Trap by Kitsunes Balls September 19, 2021

Filipino John 

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

Filipino John by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

Filipino swifty 

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

Filipino swifty by old observer April 16, 2023

Filipino fire starter 

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

Filipino fire starter by Mevers June 14, 2023

filipino syrup 

The act of urinating in a woman's ass and then proceeding to drink the urine through a straw

How is it with Alice? Oh things are great last night we made some filipino syrup the other night

filipino syrup by GothSimp69 November 5, 2023

Filipino Flip Flop 

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

Filipino Flip Flop by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024