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The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.
Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
Blonker by WowDad August 4, 2011
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Bonkertronz 

Used to describe a large epic gathering of people celebrating electronic music. An out of hand experience utilizing light, sound, and vibrant humans dancing in ecstasy.
That party was Bonkertronz!
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bonkersnockers 

When everything and everybody is so outta control that you can't think. Common when young children are involved.
What is going on here? I left for five minutes and everything has gone bonkersnockers.
bonkersnockers by geekaz01d January 5, 2019

Teddy Bonkers 

Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone
Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!

honka bonkers 

Damn that girl got some real big honka bonkers
honka bonkers by potatotiddies October 10, 2018

Chonker Bonker 

A person with a preference for a larger bodied, potentially overweight, partner.

Synonymous with "Chubby Chaser"
Person 1 - "I'm more into the old Jonah Hill, I prefer chunky guys."
Person 2 - "You're such a Chonker Bonker!"

saucy bonker

Another way to say Sussy baka. Sussy referring to to sus meaning suspicious as a reference to the popular video game Among US, baka meaning idiot.
saucy bonker by TheGoatler July 27, 2021