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A huge nerd who girls find “weirdly attractive
That one kid who everyone thinks is gay
Oh there’s Alexander, he gets no bitches
“Idk, I’d hit if I could though
Alexander by Liquidsmooth February 4, 2022
Alexander has a huge penis that is bigger than an Oliver's. It is a 50 meter deafeater that will make your bitches choke
He is an obvious Gigachad and is friends with other gigachads
Alexander by Gigasquidchad February 28, 2022
twink. short, thin, only wearing hoodies, has had atleast 1 or more of these following "phases":
hamilton, my little pony, fnaf, creepypasta, heathers, or creepy gay art kid
has too many memes for too many situations, you should worry about if any of them have actually happened to him.
mommy issues.

always only drawing. no school work.
person 1 : have you seen alexander's drawings?
person 2 : yeah, they're really good for his age!
person 1 : i wanna watch how he's done it!!
alexander by garden carpet March 22, 2022
A really tall guy usually, also a playboy. Loves to date all kinds of different girls. You never know what could happen next with him. Loves to mess with your feelings, rarely swears but when they do you feel it.
Really alexander couldn't settle he had a girlfriend but soon he was onto the next one. Break ups or hurt don't come to him at all neither do feelings.
Alexander by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
A person who will kill whoever mess with them hates fortnite kids has friends but you can't be one. is child friendly unless stabbing you will be a great friend makes A+ and is a great friend
Wow Alexander killed you
Alexander by Sunfirecats May 20, 2022
A massive faggot, who pretends he likes you but talks shit behind your back.
Alexander is the type of guy who doesn't fuck but gets fucked