Milking the cow 

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

Milking the cow by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014

mucking fuch 

fucking and much with the first letter of each word reversed.

hey dude did you take the exam?

yeah, how was it for you?

too mucking fuch

dang.

mucking fuch by asadsaa December 31, 2009

mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

mockingbird soda bomb by D3f0rm3d $k!!3r March 28, 2010

milking a cow

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow

milking a cow by dill doos 12345678910 June 1, 2016

minking 

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

minking by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006

milking the cobra 

The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.

Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.

milking the cobra by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

macking 

Here it is, to straighten it out for the non-mackers (symps)

A mack is a man who can woo a female of the opposite sex with his seductive actions and domineering manner. As a tribute to his skills, the woman will often do whatever he likes. This includes actions such as paying for meals and even rent.

I got that woman sprung man! I was a straight macking and she even paid my December rent. We are going to Friday's tonight, I'm eating steak tonight!

macking by Mackoftheyear December 21, 2009