teenager

thought to be a no-good-being, full of trouble and constantly doing illegal things. when in reality, we like unicorns, footy pyjamas, disney movies, and peanutbutter and jam sandwiches. we make a production out of eating fishy crackers or animal crackers. we like bubbles and sparkles and we wish we were jedi knights. when we grow up we want to be princesses and super heros. we like domo, phineas and ferb, finding nemo and we sing the bill nye the science guy theme song when it comes on. sure not all of us are like this. but i know a lot of people my age (15) have the maturity level of a 6 year old. we aren't all into getting smashed doing drugs having wild parties and sex.

teen: bye mom i'm going out?
mom:where are you going?
teen: to jens house to watch finding nemo. she got a new lightsaber too... and i want one too.... can i have one mom?
mom: you're supposed to be a teenager not a six year old.
teen: mom, i am 15. i am a teenager. i'm just more fun than you were when you were 15.

teenager by meanwhile, in the real world September 6, 2011

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teen poop

TV shows typically shown on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel showing the woes and tribulations of teenaged Americans in overly moralic and shallow situations.

You've been watching teen poop for 5 hours straight. Turn it off and do your homework.

teen poop by Marty F October 11, 2013

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Teenincy

Tee-nincy. Sounds like tee nine see. Very small amount. Smaller than a smidgeon. Not sure of spelling. Think it's a southern word, maybe originating from the word petite.

Just give me a teenincy bit of sugar in my coffee.

Teenincy by Karymay August 18, 2016

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Teenage Dirtbag

Teenage Dirtbag.
+Often one who lives in filth, but one whose personal hygenic levels are acceptable.

+Often "Geeky", "Nerdy", "Losery" and sometimes Distant.

+Usually Reserved/Mysterious.

+Best friend tends to be a computer.

+Skin is pale because Most of spare time is spent inside, away from the sun.

+Has own style of clothing or takes bits and pieces from other stereotypes (i.e. punk, metalhead, goth, ect.)

+Likes Alternative music, but mostly metal.

+Has an "I Don't Give a Flying Fuck About What You Think of Me" Attitude

+Placid unless provoked.

+Often said to be a "Disturbed Geek"

Prepy Skank: "You are suck a Teenage Dirtbag. Where are all your friends? Oh Wait i forgot. You don't have any. Oh My God! Your shoes don't even match!"
Dirtbag: "Does it look like i care?"

Teenage Dirtbag by Justin Sane July 10, 2004