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surfing the andy 

Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!

Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!

Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.
surfing the andy by grandmaw39 September 1, 2006

friend surfing 

using a friend (or stranger's) myspace page to check out their attractive or interesting friends, then their friends, and their friends and so on.
I spent most of the afternoon friend surfing on myspace.
friend surfing by urinehat January 5, 2007

Obligatory surfing 

When you are stuck in a flood or bizarre water situation and you get in a random object so that you can surf with it and survive.
Yesterday i was obligatory surfing in the waters of the tsunami.
Obligatory surfing by walt46 April 2, 2011

Carpet Surfing 

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.
Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!
Carpet Surfing by Dream Rude October 26, 2006

DDR Surfing

Going from one arcade to another trying out different DDR machines for a variety of songs.
"Hey this one doesn't have Candy, lets go DDR Surfing"
DDR Surfing by littoivan March 17, 2008

Surfing the Red Tide 

The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.
John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

whale surfing 

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.
Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?