up shit creek without a paddle 

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

up shit creek without a paddle by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac 

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.

paddle by Swat23 July 21, 2008

doggy paddle 

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

doggy paddle by DireWolf September 4, 2006

PADI 

as already stated the Professional Association of Dive Instructors. or as we know it in the industry "put another dollar in"

Dive bum 1: Apparently I have to get recertified in this course, because they updated the material.
Dive bum 2:That's PADI. Put another dollar in

PADI by str8fag August 5, 2008

paddidas 

The sensitive hairless area on the ball sack that is entirely surrounded by hair. Often times created by chronic masturbation.

I have spent endless hours fondling my scrotum in search of the heavenly paddidas

paddidas by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

padding 

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies

"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"

padding by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018