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morning man 

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

morning weight 

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.
Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
morning weight by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

Morning Shower 

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up
Morning Shower by hanky hanks February 10, 2010

mannington 

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. Constant complaints at event the smallest of problems.
Peter: For fucks sake this pool table has a bad roll on it.

Steve: hey stop being a big girl and get on with it you mannington.

Peter: Argggg.. there isnt enough room to take a decent shot.
mannington by johnlbw July 7, 2010

Morning Shower 

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.
I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.
Morning Shower by ZMC25 February 26, 2011

morning after milkshake 

When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.
John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)

Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.