hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.

"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

hooker's holiday by Kayl August 1, 2008

Hooker Huss

A female that is the realist,always says what's on her mind, believes in using her goods to get a head in life. Doesn't care what the haters say,she gonna get hers. Believes it ain't trickin if u got it.realist niggah on the streets.most hated chick

"Bra hooker Huss be pullin them dudes" u seen my dawg hooker Huss? Smh smd. Tell me how hooker Huss had that niggah head gone.

Hooker Huss by Shawty jay June 18, 2010

hooker roll 

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.

Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"

hooker roll by Shankmode August 15, 2010

Hooker Mark 

A bruise, bumb or bruises an amateur hooker or beginning stripper gets for swinging off a cage or pole.

Guuuuurl pleasee, check out them hooker marks i got from last nite making that dough on the pole! ;D

Hooker Mark by Bradly Summers December 9, 2010

Hooded Purp 

Uncircumcized black member.

Dale's wife was chasin the cubby Hooded Purp(s) the whole marriage

Hooded Purp by Circasurviveguy1 August 23, 2011

Hooker Binge 

When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.

Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"

Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"

Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"

Hooker Binge by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011

hooker froth 

The slimy froth found on your balls after banging a hooker. Typically even when wearing a rubber you still get the juice on the base of your ball sack.

Chris: My married friends always envied me as a partier, you know .. but when i went to bed in a shitty hotel in some 3rd world country alone with hooker froth on my balls and an empty wallet - it was me envying them.
Heath: Year, I hear that.

hooker froth by aussiepen January 27, 2013