Practicumer 

Practicumer is Tagalog-English slang word which means the one who is or who will be on practicum or OJT or the one who will go for internship.

Xyvelster is a practicumer in web designing at Great Webdesigns Company.

Practicumer by xyves November 16, 2011

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.

Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.

practicing violin by D. Rae July 1, 2008

Practicarion 

New political party. Practical people with practical purposes. Normal people. Not extremist.Logical conclusions.

That Jennygirl is such a Practicarion!

Practicarion by JNicholas May 3, 2009

practicum

When a guy gets aroused but somehow stops or gets stopped before he ejaculates.

Guy 1: "That girl you brought home was hot, you blast on her face?"
Guy 2: "No, bitch made me practicum."

Girl 1: "You didn't make him wrap it up, you gonna be preggers?"
Girl 2: "Nah, should be ok, he practicum."

practicum by HonkyFlava October 17, 2010

Practical-offending-joke 

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

Practical-offending-joke by Robin December 10, 2003

practically married 

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

practically married by AnneOminous November 10, 2008

practicing my judo 

another way of saying "I'm kickin' it"

Twitter status - Victor is currently practicing my judo at the house

practicing my judo by The_Victor June 5, 2009