puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".

1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"

by TimN December 6, 2006

I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

Zeus-Fucked

when one roasts the bowl

Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

It's Fucked

A technical term used in engineering to describe serious defects that prevent a component, product, or machine from working properly.

Guy 1: 'What's up with that Lathe?'

Guy 2: 'It's Fucked.'

by Waveforms June 21, 2017

Trump-Fucked

The current state of being of the American public for the next four years.

We've all been Trump-Fucked.

by NikoPierce:P January 2, 2017

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019