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Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.
Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.
Aussie jam boy by Peadhan September 27, 2024

Aussie twist 

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis
Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy
Aussie twist by Real garbage December 11, 2024

Aussie Femboy 

An adorable little femboy with australian heritage that has a cute little accent that makes him blush when people compliment it.
Guy 1: Damn, Danny has such a cute accent.
Guy 2: Yeah, He is an Aussie Femboy
Aussie Femboy by AussieFemboy December 24, 2024

Aussie Tossey

When you and your good mate are riding a motorcycle and he/she pulls out your junk while you are driving and starts tossing you off while spewing out Aussie phrases in an Aussie accent.
Hey buddy, this ride is going to be a couple of hours. How about a little Aussie Tossey to make the timego by faster?
Aussie Tossey by TheRealWil March 13, 2025

Aussie sex 

Period sex…because it’s bloody good mate
We’re about to have Aussie sex!

Aussie Wanker

When she lies under your bed and reaches up and and wanks you off
She gave me an Aussie wanker last night
Aussie Wanker by Aussie wanker March 18, 2026