Hentai Humper 

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

Hentai Humper by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Corner humper 

Another, more accurate name for campers in shooting games.

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

Corner humper by oh i don't know October 6, 2016

turd humper 

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

turd humper by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Hefty Humper 

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

Hefty Humper by 1212qazwsx April 3, 2017

Bumper-Humper 

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

Bumper-Humper by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

Ball humper 

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

Ball humper by P. Orno May 31, 2018

hand humper 

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

hand humper by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019