A word that describes a person, place, thing, situation, or etc. Especially if that which you are describing is weird, confusing, ugly, stupid, or in general just out if the ordinary. Best used when no other words are appropriate for the situation or other words just won't do. Best used when emphasized by puffing out your cheeks before saying "bumble" While saying "funk" be sure to say it with the face of a gargoyle. Say it slow for better effect.
An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"
Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"