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Bumbletoe 

Bad feet on a woman. Usually when she's wearing sandals and her toes overlap one another.
Damn she was fine! But I can't fuck with her because she has bumbletoe. It ruined her whole style.
Bumbletoe by Ralik June 25, 2008

Bumblebee Hug 

When you are having sex while standing "hugging" your girlfriend, spouse, etc. this is for male use ONLY!
Last night, I gave my girlfriend a bumblebee hug.
Bumblebee Hug by Arch Dae'Mon March 29, 2009

Bumblefunk

A word that describes a person, place, thing, situation, or etc. Especially if that which you are describing is weird, confusing, ugly, stupid, or in general just out if the ordinary. Best used when no other words are appropriate for the situation or other words just won't do. Best used when emphasized by puffing out your cheeks before saying "bumble" While saying "funk" be sure to say it with the face of a gargoyle. Say it slow for better effect.
"You sir are a bumblefunnk"

"That is the worst idea I have ever heard, sounds like it will end in a complete bumblefunk"
Bumblefunk by silvaweyantsnyder September 9, 2013

Cock Eyed Bumble 

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
Cock Eyed Bumble by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011
a verb used to describe the act of wandering around aimlessly with a group of friends.
Hey dude, I'm bored as hell, whatcha wanna do?

I guess we could just bumble around downtown until later.
bumble by dee eye zee April 30, 2006
Noun: An unfortunate event, a very unlucky situation when you are not at fault at all.

Noun: A nickname for anyone who constantly finds themselves in unlucky situations, only when they are not at fault.
Someone nudges your elbow at the pub, beer spills on a "hard" guy. BUMBLES
Bumbles by Bumbler July 5, 2012