A child that was born by another woman than the woman who's raising it.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
Derived from Red Dwarf, it is used when Rimmer attempts to simulate Jacobean courting. It means a man who uses a cheesy move to try and pull a woman. It's very similar to "Oh Matron!" from the Carry On films.
Katie just said that I had a lovely smile. She's hotter than the sun! I'll try yawning and putting my arm around her slender shoulders. Oh my lady!
The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.