mobius moustache 

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)

“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”

mobius moustache by DH Edsel October 15, 2023

Shitler Moustache

Waiting for someone to pass-out (usually drunk), then shitting a small amount on your finger and rubbing it on their upper-lip in the shape of Hitler’s moustache.

I’m gonna wait until he’s sleeping and give him a shitler moustache; real thick and slimy too.

Shitler Moustache by Giggydick5 February 25, 2026

Gazebo Moustache

A moustache that hang over your upper lip and beyond

How does that guy eat with that Gazebo Moustache

Gazebo Moustache by lalooomm November 6, 2025

Watering the Moustache 

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

Watering the Moustache by bbergonio June 20, 2011

Your sisters moustache 

Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.

Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.

Your sisters moustache by The lábinator January 9, 2020

Vallar's moustache 

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.

Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Vallar's moustache by AtipracM June 29, 2023

the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.

Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.

the devil's moustache by cut the cards February 23, 2026