Baghdad Mosquito 

A compilation of news sources dealing with the middle East, it is put together by the U.S. government and used by HTT (Human Terrain Team) members and other military personnel to keep abreast of current events and local sentiment.

Source: declassified HTT training manual.

Let's read the latest issue of the"Baghdad Mosquito" to learn what's going on in the Middle East.

Baghdad Mosquito by Ats1rtnay August 2, 2011

anal mosquito 

Using an enema for sexual practice

Jannet enjoyed the anal mosquito Jack preformed on her the other night.

anal mosquito by Leechless May 14, 2015

moist mosquito 

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

moist mosquito by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017

Angry mosquito 

While the male is on top of a woman (in doggy or missionary style) he then proceeds to poke her vaginal area with toothpicks leaving small red dots along the vaginal opening.

I became single after giving my girl the “angry mosquito”. treatment last night

Angry mosquito by Tha-SpanishJoker April 17, 2018

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.

Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

Honey Mosquito by yaboidogpetter July 6, 2018

human mosquito 

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

human mosquito by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

Arctic Ice Mosquito 

A turkey vulture-sized mosquito which lives on the open tundra of the Canadian North. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are dayturnal, spending the lazy Arctic days walking around on their six legs, feeding on the Arctic Ice Potato, which grows on trees everywhere on the Arctic Tundra. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are quite friendly, and you can strike up a conversation easily as they are Canadian and love to talk about the weather.

Dude check out that herd of Arctic Ice Mosquitoes! They're my favorite animal.

Arctic Ice Mosquito by ChefsSurprise July 7, 2011